Sometimes I Think, Sometimes I Don’t

Honestly, today’s title (thanks to FoxCity) is pretty accurate. Sometimes, I am a total dumbass – lovable – but yes, still a dumbass. At least I’m cute ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ BODY/APPLIERS . MILA . Sexy Matte Lipstick @ AnyBody | . MILA . Sexy Smokey Eyeshadow @ AnyBody OUTFIT Storybook – Lovey – Necklace @ Etoile| ERSCH…

Tie Me Up

OUTFIT Violent Seduction – Circe @ Kustom9 | \//.VoluptasVirtualis – Ferone Collar | ..::Paperdoll‘s::.. Bento Mistress gloves | .Entwined. Ellira / Vivids APPLIERS/MAKEUP LOTUS. Kitten Eyes 16 (Catwa) RARE | -SU!- Alice Lipstick | . MILA . New Year Liner POSES/BACKGROUND FOXCITY. Smooth Criminal Couples Pose | . MILA . POSES // Bento Portrait |…

Let the Pink Trend Continue!

When you dress like a whore daily, people start to expect it from you. So…you gotta mix it up! Lately, I’ve really been into pink EVERYTHING. Also, I knew I did well on this outfit when my sister told me to fuck off with my cuteness. The best part? Most of it has been out…

Pretty in Pink

There’s so many god damn cute things coming out since we’re in the middle of the holiday season. It’s like the creators united together to destroy our bank accounts. Honestly, I get a little fed up with everything being Christmas themed. I love Christmas, but the constant color combination of red and green makes me…

Candy Canes and Sexy Little Bows

Now if you know me, I’m a pretty big fan of “ho wear”. I can’t deny it. A good 80% of the time I’m dressed like a total thot (thanks fam for the recent “hip” word). So I actually bought this lingerie awhile ago and even for me, it’s a bit showy – however, it’s…

Nena and Me ♥

Nena and I have known each other for a long ass time – like 6 years. Very few Second Life friendships last that long, so I’m pretty happy we still put up with each other. So I have to give her a shoutout for jumping on the opportunity to do a photo with me. I…

Fuck Off Bambi

Deer make for pretty pictures, but I hate these fuckers in RL. Don’t go all “awww poor Bambi” on me either. These asshats leap across the road like lawn darts waiting to destroy your life by totaling your car and exploding like a shit pinata. Graphic? Yes. Sorry? Not so much. However, I looked cute…

Wants & Needs

Props to Craig for putting up with my ass and asking him to hop on SL just to be my  model ♥ I CANNOT MAKE OUT WITH MYSELF!  That’s what happens when you get with a photographer though 😀 Pose: .HG. Take It The hair is from DOUX – Hilton hairstyle [Pastels&Ombres], but it’s also…

I Hate Snow

I hate snow. Snow can fuck right off. Sure, it’s pretty when you’re inside your house looking out, and nobody has trampled their nasty ass through it yet. But snow = cold, and then snow also turns into nothing other than what I can describe as a shit slushie. No fuckin’ thanks. Regardless of my…

Pizza Slut

Am I a pizza slut? Does the sun rise every morning? The answer to both of those questions is yes if you’re dense. I love pizza and even more so, I love d…elicious toppings on my pizza! Ha! You dirty minded fuckers. OUTFIT .Entwined. Sura / Roots @ N21 | -SU!- Date Night Panties Fatpack…

Don’t Mess Up My Hair Dave

Who is Dave you ask? The red head on the left. Really her name is Ava, but we all call her Dave after a rather hilarious incident in which she thought she was the winner of a raffle…but in reality the winner was some guy named Dave. Anyway, Dave and I are probably the whoriest…

Locating a Hot Bloke in SL 101

Hahahaha just kidding! If you knew my track record when it comes to dating in Second Life, you’d take my advice as seriously as you would in listening to your parents on who to marry. If DoucheBag Island were a sim you could actually go to (and who knows it may actually exist), that is…