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Feelin’ All Artsy ‘n Shit

FEelin Artsy

I love weird shit, and when I went to SanaRae – I fell in LOVE with these light up sticks from E.V.E. (okay, maybe that’s not exactly what they’re called). So I wanted to use them for some photos and they brought out my artsy fartsy side. So why are they growing out of the water? I don’t fucking know. It’s SL and weird shit can exist without an explanation. SanaRae had some other cool shit, but there were some weird Robin hood lookin’ motherfuckers running around trying to catch slaves. So I grabbed a couple things and GTFO. I’m not about to be anyone’s SL bitch.

One of the things I did manage to grab was a new skin. I’m a total skin whore. I think I would buy a new skin everyday if I could. Here is what it looks like without any makeup, edits, and just using your basic windlight:

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Don’t I look friendly?

Pale skins tend to suck because detail gets lost, but this one does not disappoint. Plus I want to rip that bitch’s lips off and have them in RL.

Now here is the makeup I used for the first photo (no edits, just a fancy windlight):

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Just a note about the arm straps. I love them! I found them on the marketplace, and was happy to see they were fitted for the Maitreya body. Well, I should have read more carefully. The arm piece is, but the forearm isn’t. I had to go old school and size them the best I could. The ad does say say this, but it is not overly obvious. I still love them though!

Credits:

Skin/Hair/Body: more more. hare skin_honey (catwa) @ SanaRae | PUMEC #3 — MESH EARS | Exile – Over the Edge (also comes with a Bento version that blows in the SL wind) | IKON Triumph Eyes – Blue

Makeup: *elise* – MakeUp – Intense

Outfit: Phedora ~ Vivian Platforms @ FaMESHed | TETRA – Asymmetric Drape Dress (Black) |

Accessories: *MUKA* Arm Strap | :::ChicChica::: Avery Agate Ring @ Cosmopolitan | .:Avanti:. Moon Phases Necklace – Black @ Cosmopolitan | ~LF~ Xue Septum -Catya-

Decor: E.V.E Ivy with Bioluminescent Fungus [M02] NATURE @ SanaRae | ~*GOD*~ Floating Lanterns – White |[ keke ] glitter floor

Hangin’ with My Main Squeeze

Allie and Mako

I haven’t posted much in a few days because I have been heavily involved in photography work. I have like 40 ideas for pictures, AND WANT TO DO THEM ALL. But anyway, I took a break and decided to make my RL hubby’s SL account useful. He was completely nooby, in fact – I should have done a before/after photo. Isn’t he a total hottie? MINE BITCHES. BACK OFF. Seriously though, he will never log into SL (he thinks it is weird…he’s really not that wrong) so it’s basically my alt.

I also fought my way into Uber and made it in on the first teleport. There were a few things I found I loved, but getting in and out of that place is an absolute bitch. But hey…it’s better than going to Walmart any day or time during the week.

Credits:

Skin/Body/Hair: Catwa – Catya | Maitreya – Lara | *YS&YS* SUSANNA Tone 00 Skin Applier | Glam Affair – Medison Lipstick – Set 6 (past gacha – unavailable in-world) | TRUTH Taja – Multitone | *Bolson / Tattoo Mesh Body Pack – Borsche

Outfit: {ViSion} – Lingerie Elena – Black @ Uber | REIGN.- ROGUE STOMPER PLATS- CUSTOMIZATION PACK | **RE** Elektra Nails & Rings Set 1.3

I’ll also post this here, just because these rompers are the shit. EVERYONE is blogging them, so I think it’s silly to devote an entire post to them, but these pictures turned out too damn cute not to share!

REIGNxFLITE- ROMPIM/ROMPER – The LM for Uber is above. This romper is amazing in the fact it comes with like 40 options, both plain color and pattern. As you can see, we had fun rockin’ the patterns.

 

 

I Swear I’m Not a Hooker

f this2You’re thinking, “what a weird title for a blog post…”. Yeah, it is a little strange but I was standing on a street corner looking a slightly skanky so it was the first thought that came to mind. Of course, we all know it is fashionable in SL to look like a whore, and in reality I’m in church clothes compared to what some of you wear! But that’s what makes SL fun…we can bring out our inner whore (or whatever else you’re too scared to do in RL) without the fear of judgement, embarrassment, and crabs. If we wore 95% of the shit we do in SL in RL, we’d be arrested for public indecency.

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Anyway, here are my whory credits:

Body/Skin/Hair: CATWA HEAD Catya V2.10| Maitreya Mesh Body – Lara V4.1| PUMEC – #3 MESH EARS (Gacha In-Store)|Slink AvEnhance Hands Female Pack 1| Az… Demon Cat (MESH EYES) | (HAIR) – Doe: Heartbeat V1 – Monotone | .:[PUMEC] :. – .:Astrid:. –  /  January \ – SKIN (Catwa) | *Bolson / Tattoo Mesh Body Pack – Borsche

Outfit: –Pixicat– Night.Jacket (Black) (unpacked)| _CD_Mary Collection Ruffle Panty Maitreya Black (Gacha from a past event 😦 sorry)| Shoe things? – CURELESS&DISORDERLY / Talaria COAL (v.1)

You need a close up to appreciate the make-up and awesomeness that is this bento tongue piercing that I WOULD NEVER GET IN RL (fucking ouch)

UP Close Face

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Makeup: *elise* – MakeUp – Nocturne (lipstick which has 6 different choices!)| Deetalez – Merry (just the eyeliner!) | okkbye Eutropic Eyebrows

Accessories: MG – Necklace  & Earrings – Giselle Opal Set – BLACK| {l.s.} Simple Nose Stud | **RE** Elektra Nails & Rings Set 1.3| /N-R/ (bento) Tongue Piercing Set 1

{l.s} Simple Nose Stud

Pose:  1st Photo: *!R.O!* Bad Girl BENTO Pose

Oh and here is a close-up of the shoe things from Cureless & Disorderly (I can’t think of a better name than “shoe things” LOL).

curemoreAren’t my tootsies cute!? My friend Kaly was wearing these and I had to have them. I thought she wouldn’t tell me where she got them so I scanned her instead…turns out my mic was just muted or she totally would have shared the deets.

SOMETIMES I AM A DUMBASS, BUT NEVER A HOOKER ❤

New Hair, Don’t Care!

NEW HUR

Okay confession time…I am addicted to new hair. It makes me moister than an oyster.

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Sure, it’s pixelated…but this picture always cracks me up.

Normally I’m not one to get my ass into super crowded events, but the Truth VIP sale is ONLY for 24 hours…unless it’s a genius marketing strategy and really they will leave it open longer. Anyway, I squeezed my fatass into Truth to score two of the four hairs at half price. I didn’t get all four, because I’m not made of fucking money.

It’s a totally new system – you can push hair back, forward, change sizes and the colors are new too. SHINY AND NEW BITCHES; GO GET YAH SOME ❤

On the Left: TRUTH Cheri – Multitone 1

On the Right: TRUTH Taja – Multitone 1

Also, if you cannot tell your left from your right, let me help you out. If you make an L with both hands, the one that actually makes the letter L is your left hand. If you’re dyslexic, try harder? (just kiddin!)

I am a Cheap Bitch

Snapshot_002Yeah, that’s right. I like cheap shit. In fact, I LOVE it. This is why I look forward to Fifty Linden Fridays. Sometimes it’s total shit (let’s be honest), but then you find gems like this fanfuckintastic space craft from D-LAB. I will try to keep my space puns to a minimum, but my promises aren’t always trustworthy.

First thing is first. I have to pat my former self on the back, because I made this sweet galaxy globe in 2009 – and it’s not half bad. Earth still looks like Earth, and the Sun is pretty fucking bright like a sun should be. Dare I say it’s…out of the world! (I really couldn’t help myself).

Next, again, it’s Fifty Linden Friday. Who is excited!? A lot of what I’m wearing + the space ship are 50L for a short time. I’ll be nice and note which is part of FLF. I will also be honest when I first saw the TETRA lime green dress. I thought it looked like the color of my RL baby’s shit after she has eaten a lot of peas. However, I put it on and it’s fab. I WAS WRONG.

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Body/Skin/Hair: .:[PUMEC] :. – .:Astrid:. –  /  January \  – SKIN (Catwa); #13 — PUMEC LIPSTICK PACK (CATWA) – GACHA @ PUMEC; [okkbye] Eutropic Eyebrows (CATWA/OMEGA); Maitreya – Lara, Slink Hands, Catwa Catya Bento Head; Exile – Green Light – Naturals

Outfit: *{Junbug}* The Sabrina Circlet – FLF; Glamistry – CYNARA Heels [PF1024] – FLF; TETRA – Miaa Dress (Lime) – FLF; e.marie // Bar Necklace – Sterling @ Whimsicle;   **RE** Elektra Nails & Rings Set 1.3

Pose: :*BABY*: {BOX} ToddleeDoo Fierce PosesUghhh I know it’s for a toddler avi, but seriously I looked fierce. Don’t judge me.

Bitchin’ Spaceship: D-LAB FlyingSaucer -doragon blue-ve – FLF

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I was hoping to insert more space puns, but then I’d have to “planet”…BOOM HIT YAH WITH ANOTHER ONE ❤

Old School vs. New School

Old vs New

No, you really are seeing double…well kind of. On the left, that’s my current avi. On the right, you’ll see a former version of myself (my original avi). I was taking a trip down memory lane with my original account, and found this demon avatar. Check out those rock hard titties and splayed hands…and let’s not get into the shape – I CLEARLY DID NOT KNOW WHAT I WAS DOING. Anyway, it was always one of my favorites (oh the sweet sweet memories!). Well, this bitch has not been updated since 2011 (shocking, I know), so I wandered over to AKA to see if they have been up to anything. Sure enough, she came out with appliers! Now, I had to throw on a classic TMP head (quit whining; not everything is made for Catwa or Lelutka) to make it work, but whatever. Beauty is pain folks…beauty. is. pain.

So I even rezzed this retro ass inferno skybox for the photo. Shit isn’t too bad considering it was made in like 2009. It’s only 250L today and would be great for a themed event. I did not do a lot of photo editing, because I would be here all day fixing Miss-2011 Retro Avi. Plus, I think it’s neat to see the drastic differences between old and new. Here is a completely unedited photo and credits:

UneditedJesus…just look at those hooves. Fucking hell let’s all thank god for mesh.

Body/Skin/Hair: Maitreya – Lara Body; Slink Hands; TMP – Moody Head; ..:AKA:.. Violet & Black Demon skin for #TMP  ..:AKA:.. Maitreya mesh body App for Demon violet & black; ..::AKA::.. Demon violet & black slink appliers; (HAIR) Exile – Green Light – Naturals; Az…  Macabre Black (MESH EYES)

Outfit: *~*Illusions*~* Snarl Horns; REIGN.- Marylin Boots- Black, {ViSion} – Lingerie Elena – Black, **RE** Elektra Nails & Rings Set 1.3 (BENTO WOOP); [M.O.R] bento demon tail : 1.1fix2

Pose: Glamrus . Golden Angels

The skybox can be found here if you’re looking.

Also, check out this rude ass look I’m giving my old account.

“I will end you and your non-mesh ways…”

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and if you want to know my old avi’s credits – seriously, fuck off. Things have come a long way since 2011.

Neighhhhh Bitches

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So my friend and fellow lesbian goat lover, Brice, had this awesome pig backpack and helmet, and I got mad jealous. So he took me to MadPea so I could score my own. I ended up with the panda chute, which was equally awesome. I also ended up grabbing one of the nutty trotters, also at MadPea. Me and my noble steed had to go somewhere worthy of royalty, so we hopped over to a Bloodlines Clan to peruse the castle and wave to all the dirty commoner peasants (sadly, there were none). Carl, as he is lovingly called, makes some sweet noises too while you gallop.

Credits:

Wearing: [Cubic Cherry] {Lala} glasses; fame femme: Oli Cardigan – Green (@ ULTRA); –Pixicat– Carefree.Playsuit (Flower nr1); REIGN.- MINI SLIPS- FATPACK (tippies); (hair) – .Entwined. Azalea / Naturals; MadPea – The Flying Creature Squad  – Panda-Chute (Gacha) – @ MadPea Events

My Pony: MadPea Karl Nutty Trotter

Pose: I made that shit, bitches!

Then I had to test out my panda-chute, which is one of the most bitchin’ things I have gotten in awhile. Pandachute

In the airIf you’re not jealous, you really should be.